New Ownership

Hey guys it's josh ... "party bloggers" have been fighting a case all last month and this month that envolve's  a new ownership taking over our website we have tried to close it but the "american party bloggers" has lost the case.
if you were wonder what "american party bloggers" it's a division to help the website (so kind of like a team) we have 6 of these throughout the world and is actually the first blog in the world to have a team set up through out the world. the HQ is in the U.S.A.and  is in Cincinnati, Ohio. our 2nd location is in Beijing, China which has a total of 5 workers. our 3rd location is set up in Forster, Australia which is about 50miles North of Sydney. our 4th location is in Reims, France 20miles east of Paris. 5th location is in Peru, South America. and our 6th location is in New York.

THURSDAY BREAK

Happy Thursday guys!!!! we are almost done with this week!
well this is a new blog we will be doing every Thursday called THURSDAY BREAK!
its main focus is to see what's new in your life's and Hollywood's too!

   new show's on tonight 

• nbc's comedy night 
• abc's thursday drama 

so Hollywood's finest is at it again find out you makes the list on FRIDAY BLUES ..... have a good day :)

Funny questions with no answers

1.- Can you cry under water? 

2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 

3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? 

4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 

5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 

6.- What disease did cured ham actually have? 

7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 

8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? 

9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 

10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 

11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 

12.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 

13.- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? 

14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 

15.- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? 

16.- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? 

17.- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 

18.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 

19.- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? 

20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? 

21.- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 

22.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 

23.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? 

24.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? 

25.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

26.- If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Punk's

I really hate PUNKS okay so your bad ass want a cookie? i just hate how they're like look at "us we are so bad" no your lookin' pretty damn stupid.

PLEASE STOP IT 


WELL HERE'S A LOOK AHEAD
{THURSDAY BREAK}
{FRIDAY BLUES .... NAH ITS THE WEEKENDZ}

Social Issue's

Let me first just say EVERYONE has an social issue ..... i do (i generally don't like talking to people i don't know all that well)
i'm not preaching a lesson just saying that everyone has this issue

1. you might have "body odors" and you can't help it 
2. you might be like me and don't like talking to anyone 
3. socially awkward 
4. again you might smell 
5. your breathe stinks 
6. you smell???? 
7. you lose your temper 
8. you flip shit easily 
9. you go ape shit on someone 
10. afraid of the monsters (under your bed) >>>>>>> might wanna see a doctor on that one!
11. your an outcast 
12. might not have the "hippest clothes" ???? 

THAT'S JUST A FEW .... WHAT ABOUT YOU???

4AM CONVERSATIONS?

4am conversations 

• hey babe you dtf?
• wanna go to a gas station 
• hey wanna donut?
• wanna see you so bad

shut up 4AM CONVERSATIONS

PARTY BLOGGERS

Hey party bloggers the name has changed to PARTY BLOGGERS the website is now  http://jointhepartytoday.blogspot.com come join us 

COME JOIN THE NEW PARTY!!!

Hey guys .... JDBLOGGING is changing throughout this week our old saying is gone and replaced with "come join the party ..... you'll miss out on a lot of stuff" <<<< we like the new changes, throughout the week you will be noticing a lot of changes we plan on changing the blog name (but we will let you know if we do) the website will change if we change the name.

the same old people with new changes ...... bye guys

PANCAKES AND BROS

Hello fellow bloggers .. well's it's Sunday April 22ND and i'm eating pancakes.

today we are going to help you girls out for a change 7 THINGS YOU SHOULD ABOUT GUYS

1. They all have a throbbing Peter Pan heart somewhere in their guts, even if it doesn’t seem apparent on the surface. No matter what a boy has been through, no matter how hardened or old his soul may seem, there’s this most beautiful thing inside all boys that seems to last forever. It’s the thing that makes them hate showers but love rolling in the dirt. The thing that makes them scramble around nipping at each other like little puppy dogs. The thing that makes them run instead of walk when they’re excited. It’s possibly the most magical, romantic thing about boys, and the thing that enthralls me the most—the small piece inside them that never, ever grows up.
2.  The only thing you can change about a man is his clothes. You can’t ask a boy to grow up, to be more reliable, to stop swearing or stop being a lad when he’s with the other boys. Boys are what they are and the more you push them the more they will spite you by amplifying all the things you’re trying to change. You either have to accept what your boy is or let him go, because that awful mythology girls cling to of being the one to change a man is just that—mythology. The only thing a boy will change for you is their clothes, and that’s because most boys don’t know how to dress even though they’d like to dress well/better, and most are generally relieved to have someone point them in the right direction.
3. A boy won’t respect you unless you respect yourself, (and if he doesn’t respect you even then, he’s not the sort you want into your life). I’ve watched many girls come and go in the lives of my boys and even the good boys have trouble respecting girls that didn’t respect themselves. They’ll try—bless their cotton socks—but it’s impossible for a boy to take a girl seriously when she’s at his constant beck and call. On the flip side, a girl who is affectionate yet independent is the one that will stay on their mind.
4. It’s nothing personal when they criticize you. Boys have this impeccable way of giving criticism that girls just don’t get. My boy friends are all very honest with me—“Kat you’re wearing too much makeup today,” “I didn’t really like that article you wrote because the jokes seemed forced,” “your hair looks weird”—and I don’t know what I’d do without it. Sometimes comments from girls come off snarky and mean, and will from time to time leave you wondering how long they’ve been pondering, or bitching behind your back. When a boy gives you criticism, it’s matter-of-fact, he’s open to discuss it with you, and it’s not something he’s going to dwell on or let influence the way he thinks of you.
5. Boys have feelings too. Having held boys sobbing through heartache, or watched as they stoically continued with their life only to find out months or even years later that they’ve been screaming inside, boys aren’t all the heartless bastards girls often brand them as. They hurt too, and by golly, can they cry. Just because one boy screwed you over, don’t paint them all with the same jerk brush, or any jerk brush at all. Everyone hurts someone sometimes, and everyone hurts.
6. Boys like to masturbate all the time. And watch porn. And talk about it. There’s nothing you can do—you’re helpless and outnumbered on this one. You can fuck a guy 6 times a day and he’s still going to want to rub one out when you’re not around. Deal with it.
7.  Boys don’t play games. Maybe I’ve been blessed by my boy friends—none of them are game players. If they like a girl, they will tell her so. They will text/call/try to see her. If they don’t like a girl, they will also tell her so. So if you’re ever lucky enough to date one of my babes, don’t read between the lines. It might sound crazy, but it’s really quite the opposite—most boys aren’t trying to mind fuck you. Be honest with them too—go on, I dare you. When you’re upset and a boy asks you what’s wrong, instead of answering, “nothing,” try telling him that you’re hormonal and you just feel like being cranky, or that you had a bad day at work or you don’t like the way he spoke to you earlier. If that doesn’t work then he’s a shit bloke—drop me a line, I’ve got about a dozen unappreciated good ones to share.

WELL THAT'S ALL FOLKS 

IF YOU ANY QUESTIONS ... JUST SIMPLY LET ME KNOW AND THE STAFF OF JDBLOGGING :) 

FOLLOW ON TWITTER YOU WONT REGRET IT  @Mclovinit14

HAVE A GOOD SUNDAY AND SEE YOU BRIGHT EYE MONDAY MORNING! 

High School Pains

High school pains ... i know everyone has to have 1 of these, i know i do !!!

1. DAMN PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON TALKING LOUD IN THE MORNINGS (SHUT UP)
2. PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON WALKING SO DAMN SLOW IN THE HALLS
3. DUMB ASS PEOPLE WITH THEIR DUMB ASS QUESTIONS & SAYINGS  
4. PEOPLE WHO BRAG ABOUT GETTING HIGH OVER THE WEEKEND (YOUR DUMB)
5. LET ME BE AND LET ME GET TO CLASS & TALK TO THE ONES I HAVE RESPECT FOR & SHUT THE HELL UP! 

HINT'S

waz up people .... well people just piss me off with there stupidness behaviors. they ask your closest friends for numbers and acctually expect the chick to follow back smh. well here's a little HINT back off because she doesn't like you and never will. 


has any of you ever had this problem .. then feel free to comment.


LIST OF TOPICS FOR THIS WEEK


SUNDAY - PANCAKES AND BROS {THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW}
MONDAY - 4AM CONVERSATIONS? {HAS THIS EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?}

MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER (WHERE ITS AT)

@Mclovinit14 ON TWITTER .. FOLLOW FOLLOW AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU BACK 

*MAKE IT A GOOD DAY*

Social Newtworking

Wazzzz up??? ... i've been on facebook lately and one of my friends was like "josh why do you only post stuff on twitter unstead of facebook" and i replied saying "in all honestly... i dont like facebook anymore because its over-rated and all people do is start drama. i wish i would like to keep on posting on facebook but all people do is comment on all your shit and it gets annoying, so i've just been on twitter more often"

I feel like facebook is getting a little out of hand ... do you agree? or disagree. because all people do is spread stuff around about others and i dont know i just feel like i dont trust facebook, it really has changed since 2005, trust me on that one!

 well until next time, watch out what what you put on facebook.. cause theirs this girl named carma .. and i heard she's a bitch.. later! :)

oh P.S. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @MCLOVINIT14 BYEEEEE

IM BACKKKKKK

Damn ... i've been gone fo the longest time .. just working on some new projects for 2012.
i promise i'll be blogging everyday of the week 'cause bitches ITS SPRINGBREAK 2012!!!!!

SEE U GUYS LATER!!!!!

MOVIES & POPCORN!!!!!

SO HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL !!!!

MOVIES & POPCORN IS MY FAVORITE TOPIC FOR FRIDAY NIGHTS.
SO THE NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE "BREAKING DAWN PART.1" IS OUT TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT. I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS, BUT I WILL BE WATCHING WITH MY GIRL... CAUSE THATS ALL SHE EVER TALKS ABOUT IS "TWILIGHT" (I HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN THE FIRST 3 MOVIES????.... SO YEAH I'M A LITTLE SLOW)

I NEVER REALLY DID "VAMPIRE" MOVIES
HERE'S THE REASONS!!!!

1. CREEPY ASS VAMPIRES SUCK BLOOD
2. BLOOD
3. UMMM I JUST DONT DO VAMPIRES

FOOD'S TO EAT

1. POPCORN!!!! (EXTRA BUTTERY)
2. HARD CANDIES
3. GUM????? (I REALLY NEVER DID HEAR THIS UNTIL SOMEONE TOLD ME ABOUT IT)
4. CHIPS
5. CRACKERS

SOOO THATS ALL FOR THIS FRIDAY, UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY THIS HAS BEEN
   MOVIES & POPCORN!!!!

....... {MAKE IT A GOOD NIGHT & DONT LET THE VAMPIRES BITE !!!!}

PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT

HAPPY THURSDAY TOO ALL YOU!
TODAYS TOPIC .... PEOPLE WHO LET THEIR PANTS FALL TO THEIR ASSESS.
IT REALLY DOES BUG ME WHEN IM AT SCHOOL & SOME DOUCHE HAS THERE ASS OUT OF THIER PANTS, LIKE LITTERALLY ON THE GROUND.... I SHOULD COMMFRONT HIM ABOUT IT BUT WONT.

HERE'S THE REASONS I HATE IT

1. ITS TRASHY!
2. ITS DISGUSTING
3. NO DAMN GIRL WANTS TO SEE THAT, OH WAIT THEY DO!
4. YOU LIVE NEXT TO A CORNFIELD
5. YOU ATTEND SCHOOL NEXT TO A CORNFIELD!
6. GET A FLIPPIN BELT TO HOLD YOUR PANTS UP!
7. DID I SAY TRASHY > LOL
8. YOUR A LAME ASS
9. YOUR STUPID

SO YOU GUYS GETT IT, I CANT STAND IT. WELL THEN UNTIL TOMORROW {HAVE A GOOD DAY}

WHY MUST WE BE THE ONES!!!!

WHATS UP PEOPLE .... SO TODAY SO RANDOM GUY COMES UP AND SAYS "WHY MUST WE BE THE ONES" OKAY DUDE WTF DO YOU MEAN "US. ME. YOU. EVERYONE. ARE GOING TO DIE" OKAY SO ARE YOU MEANNING TO TELL ME WE ARE GOING TO DIE?? I NEVER "HEARD" OF THAT BEFORE ... SHUTUP YOUR WASTING MY TIME & PLUS YOUR GOING TO BE LATE TO CLASS, GO ON STAMPER ON BEFORE I REACH MY HAND DOWN YOUR MOUTH!!! "YOUR REALLY MEAN" WELL NO NOT USUALLY... YOUR JUST PISSING ME OFF.... LIKE RIGHT NOW SO MOVE YOUR ASS ON AND LEAVE ME ALONE. "HELP. HELP. HELP , BULLY , BULLY...." NO YOU HAVENT SEEN "BULLY" YET DUMB ASS.

SO TO PRETTY MUCH SUM THAT ALL UP "HE'S DUMB"

SO ARE WE THE ONES???
AND , WHY DONT WE CHANGE
AND I REALLY WANT A SANDWICH
AND ..... WELL YEAH YOU GET IT!!!

           {MAKE IT A GOOD DAY!!!!!}

WHY ARE AMERICANS SO STUCK UP

SO IF YOUR AN AMERICAN, LIKE ME ... DONT YOU FEEL ITS NECISARRY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR OWN RACE????

WELL LIKE WHY ARE AMERICANS SO LAZY, THEY DONT EVEN CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSEVES... JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK , IM I RIGHT OR WRONG PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

LIKE MY NEIGHBOOR IS SO LAZY SHE THINKS CUTTING THE GRASS IS TAKING SISSORS OUTSIDE AND CUTTING GRASS / NO JOKE :( ITS SAD THAT AMERICANS ARE SO LAZY.
LISTEN I COULD GO ON ALL DAY... WHAT DO YOU THINK???

I LOVE BEING AN AMERICAN BUT HATE HOW ALL ARE LAZY!
... MAKE IT A GOOD DAY :)

MIDNITE CRAVINGS (THIS IS NOT PART OF THE WEEKLY TOPICS)!!!!

MIDNIGHT CRAVINGS .... UMMMM SO RISKY RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!
WELL I'M HERE TO HELP YOU BREAK THAT PROBLEM

Reasons for Nighttime Eating (Summarized)

• Not eating enough during the day.
• Using food for emotional reasons such as for distraction, leisure, relaxation, etc.
• Eating due to boredom or with sedentary behavior such as watching television, using a computer.

so i hope you guys can break this habit .... i did ... well for the most part
..... good nite & dont let the food's bite :)

100 PAGE VIEWS ... SAY WHAT!!!!

so my viewer's and bloggers ... i have been on BLOGGER for almost two months now and cant belive that i'm already getting 100 page views ... thank you guys soooooo much for reading... i promise the blog's will get better & better

..... have a great night :)

THE WEEK AHEAD

(THIS POST IS TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT I'M BLOGGING ABOUT EACH DAY OF THE WEEK)

WENSDAY - "WHY ARE AMERICANS SO STUCK UP" ????
THURSDAY- "PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT"!!!!
FRIDAY - "MOVIES & POPCORN"!!!!
SATURDAY - "SATURDAY'S DRAGS"
SUNDAY - "WHY, WHY, WHY"?????

WTF???

LET ME JUST SAY ONE THING "WHAT THE FUCK"

AND I DONT KNOW WHY I'M SAYING IT EITHER???????

WHATS YOUR "WTF" MOMENTS

FAKE TEXTING

OKAY SO HOW DO YOU REALLY KNOW IF A PERSON IS REALLY TEXTING OR ISNT???
WELL USUALLY THE PHONE HAS A SHADOW , IF YOU DONT SEE THE PHONE "GLOW" THAT USUALLY MEANS THE PHONE IS OFF.
PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN TRICK ME WITH THERE DUMBNESS, HEY SMART ONE YOU GOT A "INSVIBLE TEXT" GO ON PICK UP YOUR PHONE, LETS SEE IF YOUR PHONE GLOWS - REACTION - "UGGGH MY PHONE JUST TURNED OFF!!!" ME; "UMMMM, LIKLY STORY, ARE YOU SURE YOUR PHONES OFF OR IS IT YOU???"
OKAYY THAT TOPIC WAS KIND OF BUGGING ME FOR A WHILE, SO THATS DONE WITH :)
IF YOU HAVE ANY FUNNY STORIES THAT RELATES TO THIS, OR JUST WANNA SHARE A STORY THAT DOESNT FIT WITH THIS TOPIC... I DONT CARE TELL ME :)
..... HAVE A GOOD ONE :)

FRIENDS OR HOES ????

well most people have drama issuess
i have "FRIENDS" ISSUESS
are your "friends" really "friends" or are they just plain "hoes"
some friends will play you just to get with someone or at someone one
so , some people are just better off finding new friends or push them off the fucking edge of the bridge... that solves everything (no) well have a good one !!!!

TICKED OFF!!!!

SO HOWS IT GOING????

well people are so annyoing with their shit... yes i said shit , its a big suprise to everyone. well everyone knows valentines day is coming soon!!! booo!!!! it sucks , i got dumped once on valentines day , and thats why i mainly hate valentines day, my little cousins turning four this year!!! yayyy.
like i was saying, i dont care if you fuck a dude in a back off a truck (ford) especially... getta life your stupid and a waste of my breathe.
well imma be bussy this week bloging about VALENTINES DAY & OTHER CRAP LIKE THAT .... follow me on TWITTER @1DYERJ02HUA or FACEBOOK (ADD ME OR FOLLOW MY PAGE ON FACEBOOK) JOSH DYER ... OR JDBLOGGING ON FACEBOOK ....
HAVE A NICE DAY :)

Violence In Our World

People are always saying we need to change our ways in life well how can we if people are blowing up bulidings , fighting about stuipd reasons , killing who we love the most. how can we do this to our great world , and has things gotten worse in the last ten years?

WHT

WHT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE , TOMMOROW 2/9/11 IM TALKIN EVERYTHING PEOPLE SO KEEP READING , AND SEE YA TOMMOROW

feel free to contact me @ jdyer15@yahoo.com

snow

ok so if you live in ohio snow sucks